THINGS MY MOTHER SAYS IN A SPAN OF LESS THAN 5 MINUTES WHILE SHE IS WATCHING TV OR LOOKING OUTSIDE OR PACING AROUND AND TALKING TO ME ON THE PHONE by cassandra troyan

HE’S THROWING MICE AT THIS GIGANTIC OWL.
These toads are as big as footballs! If you touch them, then touch your eyes you will go blind.
Why did you make a squawk noise?
Why are you calling me?
Cody and me are watching a bunch of drug addicts in the street.
Remember how I told you how Erik lost his memory? From the witch spell?
Portland, MAINE?
How should I know? I don’t even know the things I do.
I don’t know the things I say.
Steal your neighbor’s wireless, ask for their pet’s names.
 
 
BORN IN THE USSA, 1986: The insatiable has product the glitch is proscribed and this fucking entitlement like a line slant, the lever cancel and I can see that what you really want to make is pasta. To be a real person is not to be alive.