sex camel by beach sloth

I’m a Sex Camel
And I don’t give a fuck
But I don’t get fucked
It sucks
Or rather it doesn’t
That’s the problem
Doesn’t suck, touch, tingle, or taste
Sex tantalizes me
I live off of the affection stored in my hump
Live off of memories of previous sex
Watch my hump shrink
Please let me cry out this simple plea:
“Please somebody come fuck me”
Beach Sloth blogs hard.