ACHIEVE FREEDOM FROM AND THROUGH THE GREAT MOLE RAT by rufus silas wally

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Pre-Quiz:

Are you like the rest of us? Do you often find yourself thinking:

I am serious about making a change.
Yes
No
 
 
I am not bothered by things that don’t bother me.
Yes
No
 
 
I find that I am no longer bothered by things that I once suspected would bother me in the future.
Yes
No
 
 
I have an overwhelming sense that the Great Mole Rat is a black void that will consume everything around me in one horrifying expanse of immeasurable movement, and that the Great Mole Rat is also the person I see when I look in the mirror, and/or everything everywhere and/or nothing at all.
Yes
No
 
 
If you answered “yes” or “no” to any of these questions, then you are now ready to take the full quiz.
 
 

Full-Quiz:

I am willing to take responsibility for ending my relationship, not only with others, but also with my body parts. I am ready to move forward with my own life without them or anything else. I am open to hear the truth from my “coach.” I am willing to improve my current “life skills” and “learn” how to be “alone” inside the Great Mole Rat.
Yes
No
 
 
I have no support community. I do not believe in building them or in edifices in general.
Yes
No
 
 
I am ready to identify and eliminate.
Yes
No
 
 
I have insufficient financial resources to invest in the coaching process.
Yes
No
 
 
I am able to focus my strengths on collecting sufficient finances to begin the coaching process.
Yes
No
 
 
I am able to see humor and a certain kind of lightness in the fact that I need a coach, which I do.
Yes
 
 
I am willing to accept that I am not human, that it is not OK to make mistakes or excuses, and that the only way out is to accept 5 magical rings and 4 simple steps into my life with sufficient finances so that I may be coached into the reality of the Great Mole Rat Machine, which is freedom.
Yes
No
 
 
I am ready to disregard my past as useless and use the truth of freedom as a springboard to dive into the future of reality and aloneness inside the Great Mole Rat. I am ready.
Yes
No
 
 
I am willing to build strong reserves so that I may defeat myself fully with the help of this program. I will give my money to the program Coach.
Yes
No
 
 
I am ready to quit my job and work for the program.
Yes
No
 
 
Fuck the present. I want my future inside of the Great Mole Rat inside of me now!
Yes
No
 
 
I am motivated to change because everything about me is wrong and bothers others.
Yes
No
 
 
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SCORING

If your score was:
 
 
Mostly No

You have to focus and process yourself; This is not a good time for coaching, but it is a good time to transfer your time-share to the program and begin to see your personal flaws, which are many. Consider getting “real” professional support from someone else, such as a Spiritual Architect or Jungian Calibrator. If action is not taken quickly, you may notice a slight blackening in your bones and center.
 
 
Mostly Yes

You are good; Coaching should focus on your personal finances first, then more so in the future. Email to make a complimentary 20-minute Coaching-Needs Assessment Appointment. Understand that your twenty minute session will be spent waiting for a response. There is a great and subtle meaning in waiting. If you do not find it, keep waiting. 15 cents will be added to your account for each additional minute.
 
 
All Yes

You’re ready to move in with us inside the Great Mole Rat, which is Freedom. So come on! The program will help you peel off any areas that are still holding you back. Email us and then lay prostrate on the ground awaiting the transcendence. Please note, the transcendence is not tax deductible.
 
 
 

MODULE 1: The 5 Rings of Principle:

There are 5 “Magical” rings that usher you into the Great Mole Rat all around you and inside of you. These rings are actual physical objects, available to purchase for just under $189.95. That’s over $6000 in savings when you buy direct!
 
 
 
 
1. Freedom: Freedom is what enables us, through the Great Mole Rat, to be who we are, to offer the products we do. From top to bottom, Freedom is the blood that flows through our company’s veins. Having the Freedom to build into company walls an elaborate circulatory system through which Freedom can flow to all departments is paramount to our success. Freedom is everything. The Great Mole Rat is Freedom.
 
 
 
 
2. Respect: A mutually beneficial relationship is the only worthwhile one. We respect our customers, we respect each other, and we respect the Wiccan Spirit of Fertility (the Great Mole Rat). Without respect, we would lose our strong customer base, our company camaraderie, and our autumn harvest — the only way to make it through the cold winter of the third fiscal quarter. Thus: Respect is the eye of the Great Mole Rat.
 
 
 
 
3. Love: Imagine a world without love. Then imagine a company without love: which is worse? A world exists of its own accord, but without love a company cannot run. Thus, the program operates under the belief that there is a finite amount of love in the world, and that as much love as possible must therefore be harnessed for the good of our company — and finally the consumer! Now break off your marriage and place your face into the love removal orb. The Great Mole Rat is in the Orb and in you. It is the orb. It is love. It is removal. It is you.
 
 
 
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Fig. 1.1 Aim not just for the center, but all parts at once, and also yourself.

 
 
 
4. The Bottomless Void: For the program to run efficiently, we make profound use of the bottomless existential void. Once thought only to be a philosophical dead end, we have discovered, in fact, that the void is more of a teleport system than anything else. Interoffice mail is smooth and instantaneous with the help of a thousand years of insecurity and uncertainty. The Great Mole Rat is the Void. It is also the Not-Void.
 
 
 
 
5. Children: Our youth is what holds these rings together. Without them, the rings would fly off in all directions, harming innocent graphic organizers. Simply put, The Company cannot run unless we have the freedom to respect those who love their children so much that they throw them into the bottomless void of existence. It is the fundamental principle on which everything relies. The Great Mole Rat finds sustenance in the idea of children. It also is the ideas of children and not-children.
 
 
 

MODULE 2: FOUR STEPS FROM FEAR: USING THE 5 MAGICAL RINGS OF PRINCIPLE TO OVERCOME THE GREAT MOLE RAT WITH FEET

 
 
I believe that it is nothing more than a lack of acceptance and resources to follow the 5 Rings of Principle that keeps people from no longer fearing the Great Mole Rat and becoming real, both in business and in the general “Life World.”

Therefore, we have developed a four-point mobility module to get you moving out of the old and into the real. It is called “The Four Steps From Fear.”
 
 
Drawing from our book, The Four Steps to the 5 Rings: Discovering the One, these four steps will help you become a real person by facing the Great Mole Rat with the 5 Rings. Since immersing oneself into the only true reality via acceptance of the Great Mole Rat through the 5 Rings in four easy steps may be difficult to understand, we have elucidated the process below with a fun and easy to remember acronym:
FEET.
 
 
Here’s how to turn FEAR into success through FEET:

FEEL: Touch yourself all over. Do it on the inside as well. Now, ask yourself, What is my vision? What is my goal? What do I want? Lay out exactly what you want and what you need and realize that they are in fact synonymous. Get clear: you want to rid yourself of the Fear of the Great Mole Rat by using the 5 Rings in Four Easy Steps.
 
 
ENTER: Notice the warning signs. They are yellow and black. Notice your face and how you resist the ultimate goal. Notice your fright. That’s good: keep it for copyright and take note of it on paper or with a voice recording device. Use your notes to enter (they will be collected at the door) and be aware that you will be escorted into a control room in which you will have to operate various levers and buttons. To entirely avoid failure or loss, read up on mechanics and electricity.
 
 
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Fig 1.2: Is this you? Understand that it is.

 
ENTER: This is not the same as step two. You might say, I already entered once, how can I enter again? Think about it. Now you must break your ambition-dream into pieces and watch it crumble; allow your tears to mingle with the dust of the past because it was wrong. What is your next step? What support is in place? You are all alone now.
 
 
TALK: Don’t say. Rather, choose to “talk yes” to everything. You now agree with the change and everything we say and do. If you choose “no,” it is OK, simply go back to touching yourself and repeat the process until you are ready to be real. If you did “talk yes,” do not be afraid: you may be alone, but a transformation has occurred. You are ready to truly become real. You are ready to become one with the Great Mole Rat with the 5 rings. You are ready to turn fear into freedom!
 
 
Rufus Silas Wally does not exist.